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Fredly’s quickie one liners

March 3, 2015

People say at the end of your life you walk towards the light. Well, you only have to walk towards the light if you live in darkness. The light is all around you, walk away from the darkness.

 

As guys get older and drink, instead of getting girl’s numbers and not calling, they make golf dates with each other and not call.

 

What’s so funny about women’s  book clubs is they turn into food parties!

 

A new dance move I created walking in downtown Santa Cruz: the panhandler side-step.

 

 

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