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Cat rape: a defense??

May 7, 2014

There is a guy in Boulder ZCreek California who got arrested for a raping a cat. But you know what’s going to happen, he’ll hire a high-powered defense attorney who will somehow find a way to blame the cat for provoking the offense.

“Gentlemen of the jury, you have to ask yourself why this cat agreed to go back to this man’s room at three in the morning to share a can of tuna, after he clearly had been drinking. And what was the cat wearing that night? How was she dressed. And I further submit, this isn;t your average house cat, this is not an innocent animal, this cat is a Siamese!”

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