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Girl Scout Cookie conspiracy: ruin your diet with guilt

January 28, 2014

Most people’s New Year’s resolutions deal with getting in shape and losing weight. So you go through January, working out and losing weight that you gained over the holidays and your own personal shortcomings toward cuisine temptations throughout the year.

Then, there the Girl Scouts are in February, innocent-looking girls positioned with their beaming mothers  at tables stacked with  their Thin Mints, Samoas, Peanut Butter Patties, Caramel Delights.

They’re hitting my guilt button! Children depending on the kindness of strangers.

Why don’t they hang out in front of exercise gyms and say,” Feeling better about your looks and self-esteem, time to have a cookie and make the world a better place by helping kids. And you have to buy them now because we’re only here a short while.”

Why stop there?

Come out with a beer and sell it outside AA meetings?

Or sell heroin outside methadone clinics?

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