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A couple Fred-For-Your-Head isms

July 27, 2013

They say death is inevitable. Wouldn’t it be great, if our sentence was overturned by a higher court due to a lack of evidence?

If the walls in my house could talk, they’d say, “Paint me.”

Win your argument at work, lose your paycheck.

If you were the same size as your cats would they listen to you?

Genius is the ability to illuminate the obvious.

If what you say is true, it always sounds better when it rhymes.

 

 

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