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Fred’s GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat jokes

August 29, 2012
  • I saw him at the GOP convention and it got my Jersey blood roiled. I wrote these jokes, so here some real Fred for your head:
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat, New Jersey should be called the Olive Garden State. – visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat when he opened his mouth to speak at the convention I thought it was a blowhole.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • Art and life meet when someone calls To protect the GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie a fat ass.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat on stage Ryan thought it was a powerpoint presentation of the Medicare budget.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he can’t stomach Democrats, it had to believe his stomach can’t handle everything.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • To protect the GOP’s convention Center from Hurricane Isaac flooding, GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie volunteered to be a levee. – visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie knocks the Teacher’s Union, I’d feel better if he didn’t send his kids to private school.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he eats the winners of hot dog eating contests.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he doesn’t believe in the Jersey Devil–he believes in Jersey Deviled Eggs,- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie never uses a teleprompter, he prefers to order off the menu.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • There’s one thing GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will never lose in an election year: calories.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he eats the winners of hot dog eating contests.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat his suit is made of 100 percent fruit roll.
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is on a roll, he butters it first.
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat when he goes to the men’s room all the toilet bowls throw their lid arms up and surrender.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie thinks he’s a moderate because he sees both sides of the issue: white and dark meat.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • After GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie gave his speech at the GOP convention, he opened his mouth all all the NJ delegates came out.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie never uses a teleprompter, he prefers to order off the menu.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he was there to request becoming the 51st state.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie weighs over 300 pounds what does he know about cutting fat from the Fed Budget?- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he wants to run for the House–of Pancakes.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
  • GOP New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so fat he gets around Jersey in a helicopter because he can’t get through the toll booths.- visit http://www.Fredforyourhead.com
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