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Surfing with the goons

August 30, 2011

Yes, the entitled people with their disposable boards (foamies they purchased from Costco). They paddle out with their buddy who has maybe surfed for a year. Do they go on the inside? No. They go right into the heart of the line-up. They are a waste. And they can defend themselves and their presence, but they are still a waste.

It is two-feet, maybe shoulder high and I hear one guy say to his foamie buddy, “When the adrenalin hits you just stand up.”

Adrenalin on a two-foot wave. Yikes.

And the women usually come in clusters and talk, a social hour. Imagine The View with fins and no one knows what they’re talking about.

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